Green “Shh” T-Shirt
Your pants aren’t about to let the secret slip… and you like green! Possibly because you’re Irish!
Green “Down With Pants” T-Shirt
Tell everyone you know that you’re “down with” us. We are absolutely certain that this shirt will not be interpreted in any other way.
Pink “Pants” T-Shirt
Simple and to the point. This is how IKEA might make a Secret Pants shirt. Except it would be called “Flarghk” and you would have to stitch it together yourself.