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Black “Shh” T-Shirt
Let the world know that your pants aren’t about to let the secret slip. Includes free sticker and button.
Green “Shh” T-Shirt
Your pants aren’t about to let the secret slip… and you like green! Possibly because you’re Irish! Includes free sticker and button.
Green “Down With Pants” T-Shirt
Tell everyone you know that you’re “down with” us. We are absolutely certain that this shirt will not be interpreted in any other way. Includes free sticker and button.
Pink “Pants” T-Shirt
Simple and to the point. This is how IKEA might make a Secret Pants shirt. Except it would be called “Flarghk” and you would have to stitch it together yourself. Includes free sticker and button.






