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Black “Shh” T-Shirt

Let the world know that your pants aren’t about to let the secret slip. Includes free sticker and button.

Price - $12

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Green “Shh” T-Shirt

Your pants aren’t about to let the secret slip… and you like green! Possibly because you’re Irish! Includes free sticker and button.

Price - $12

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Pink “Pants” T-Shirt

Simple and to the point. This is how IKEA might make a Secret Pants shirt. Except it would be called “Flarghk” and you would have to stitch it together yourself. Includes free sticker and button.

Price - $12

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Grey “Pants” T-Shirt

Just like the last shirt, but sadder. Includes free sticker and button.

Price - $12

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