"Going Out of Business"

Everything must go!!  Nothing will be held back!!

"Dead Hooker Theater"

See The Glass Menagerie performed by a lively cast of dead prostitutes. Critics called it "riveting" and "nauseating."

"Booty Shorts for Men"

Are you a man who has always wanted to tell the world about himself on the booty of ...

"Paul’s Bachelor Party"

Tonight is Paul’s bachelor party, and we are going to party! But first…

"How Much Would You Pay?"

If your only child were kidnapped, how much would you pay to get him back? Fifty-thousand? Ninety-thousand? I ...

"Dinner With the Spencers"

America's favorite novelty gift store family is having some problems.

"Good Dog, Bad Dog"

In this first-ever, dangerously revealing exclusive, Secret Pants takes you behind the scenes to witness the making of ...

"CopDog, P.I."

This season-- only on your local television station-- an exciting new show about a dog who solves crime! ...

"Entrepreneurs"

Secret Pants takes a few months off to start a few inspired and innovative businesses. It does not ...

"Old Chair / New Chair"

Every so often, we are called upon to make a decision that will drastically affect our lives as ...