sketches
"Dead Body"
Shot on 08/18/08
A heartwarming story about friendship, growing up, dead people, and other stupid shit like that. Based upon the ... 
"Sulivan Cheating Center"
Shot on 08/04/08
At Sulivan Cheating Center, we'll teach your child how to succeed without ever learning anything. Come take a ... 
"Bush or Batman?"
Shot on 07/22/08
We go to Independence National Park in Old City Philadelphia to see if people can tell the difference ... 
"Where We’ve Been"
Shot on 10/06/07
Secret Pants tries, as best they can, to explain exactly what they have been doing with themselves for ... 
"PlasmaBlaster 3000"
Shot on 05/19/07
PlasmaBlaster 3000: The toy nobody wants, but we tricked your parents into thinking it was cool! 
"The Franklin Pleaser"
Shot on 04/14/07
Benjamin Franklin's Parting Gift To The World. Starring The Real Ben Franklin. 
"Jack and Diane"
Shot on 03/23/07
They Were Just American Two Kids, Growing Up In The Heartland. 
"University City"
Shot on 02/26/07
Fight For Your Right To Party... Literally and Legally. 
"Reheated Leftovers"
Shot on 02/13/07
A Special Selection of Secret Pants Sketches Shown Only At Live Shows... Until Now. 
"Halftime"
Shot on 01/30/07
Secret Pants Presents The Tostitos Halftime Spectacular With Special Guests Third Eye Blind. 