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"Decision ‘86"
Shot on 10/31/06
Some Important Information Before You Decide To Vote In The Russian General Election. 
"Baby Caskets.com"
Shot on 10/24/06
I don't want my child to die. But God forbid, if it did, I would want to bury ... 
"True Hollywood Story"
Shot on 10/17/06
Finally, Everything And Everything You Wanted To Know About Secret Pants. 
"Ouija Does It"
Shot on 10/08/06
QVC's Latest And Greatest. 
"Very Special Boy"
Shot on 02/14/08
So You Haven't Told Him He's Retarded? 
"Jessica Alba"
Shot on 06/06/06
My Roommate Knows Her From Acting Class. 
"Bryce Gets A Blowjob"
Shot on 05/14/06
It's The Circle Of Life, And It Moves Us All. 
"Honest Abe’s"
Shot on 05/09/06
If You're In The Chicagoland Area And Lookin' For A Quick Bite, Why Don't You Come On In ... 
"Northeast Philly"
Shot on 05/02/06
The Secret Pants News Team Breaks A Story On A New Trend. 
"The Chattel System"
Shot on 04/11/06
You'll Make Fucking Millions, I Swear. 