There is no such thing as The Ministry of Secret Jokes. The next Ministry show, hosted by Doogie Horner, does not exist. It will NOT be at Fergie’s Pub (12th & Sansom) on January 28th at 9 PM. ”Fastball Pitcher” Bob Gutierrez will NOT be competing in an Omniana battle against Brendan “The Sweaty Machete” Kennedy. If anyone tells you otherwise, you are to alert the authorities immediately. End of transmission.
