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	<title>Secret Pants Sketch Comedy</title>
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		<title>Pabst Blue Velvet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 13:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is nothing on earth like an ice cold Pabst. Nothing at all.]]></description>
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		<title>Moon Bounce TV Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2012 06:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We know it looks dumb, but kids will watch anything to keep from going outside. Featuring special guests TV&#8217;s Marc Summers, Camp Woods &#38; ManiPedi.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We know it looks dumb, but kids will watch anything to keep from going outside. Featuring special guests TV&#8217;s Marc Summers, Camp Woods &amp; ManiPedi.</p>
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		<title>A Banner Year at the Ol&#8217; Bender House</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2012 04:39:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Secret Pants presents &#8220;A Banner Year at the Ol&#8217; Bender House&#8221; A Yuletide Holiday Extravaganza! Sunday, December 23 Featuring Sketch Comedy from Secret Pants, Camp Woods, ManiPedi &#38; The Specific Jawns. A burlesque showcase with Randi Warhol! Hosted by That Idiot Chip Chantry! &#8230;and much more information to come.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Secret Pants presents &#8220;A Banner Year at the Ol&#8217; Bender House&#8221;<br />
A Yuletide Holiday Extravaganza!<br />
<a>Sunday, December 23</a></p>
<p>Featuring Sketch Comedy from Secret Pants, Camp Woods, ManiPedi &amp; The Specific Jawns.<br />
A burlesque showcase with Randi Warhol!<br />
Hosted by That Idiot Chip Chantry!</p>
<p>&#8230;and much more information to come.</p>
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		<title>CAMP WOODS PLUS! + Secret Pants + Meg &amp; Rob</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 05:34:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CAMP WOODS PLUS is a monthly sketch comedy showcase hosted by Philly sketch comedy juggernauts, Camp Woods! Every month they&#8217;ll bring you a hilarious ALL NEW SHOW + two of the best sketch comedy groups in the country! The show debuted in November to a sold-out crowd, and is quickly taking its place as a [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="id_50a32c8a1969a2292075267">CAMP WOODS PLUS is a monthly sketch comedy showcase hosted by Philly sketch comedy juggernauts, Camp Woods! Every month they&#8217;ll bring you a hilarious ALL NEW SHOW + two of the best sketch comedy groups in the country! The show debuted in November to a sold-out crowd, and is quickly taking its place as a must-see event within the city’s burgeoning comedy scene.<br />
LIKE LIKE LIKE: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/CampWoods" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/<wbr>CampWoods</wbr></a><br />
THIS MONTH:</div>
<div>+++ MEG &amp; ROB +++<br />
<a href="http://www.megandrob.net/" rel="nofollow nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.megandrob.net/</a><br />
Meg Favreau&#8217;s return to the Philadelphia stage!<br />
WATCH IT:<br />
<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4e6e641881/nothing-bad-happens-on-the-moon" rel="nofollow nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.funnyordie.com/<wbr>videos/4e6e641881/<wbr>nothing-bad-happens-on-the-<wbr>moon</wbr></wbr></wbr></a></div>
<div>+++ SECRET PANTS (PHILLY) +++<br />
Two time CW+ champions!<br />
WATCH IT: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/211573d65a/juggalo-sunday" rel="nofollow nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.funnyordie.com/<wbr>videos/211573d65a/<wbr>juggalo-sunday</wbr></wbr></a></div>
<div>+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +<br />
WHEN WHERE HOW MUCH:<br />
NOVEMBER 1st, 2012 &#8211; DOORS @ 8:00, SHOW @ 8:30<br />
Upstairs @ L&#8217;Etage &#8211; 6th &amp; Bainbridge<a href="http://creperie-beaumonde.com/lt-about/" rel="nofollow nofollow" target="_blank">: http://<wbr>creperie-beaumonde.com/<wbr>lt-about/</wbr></wbr></a><br />
$10 or FREE if you are currently enrolled in a sketch class @ PHIT!</div>
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		<title>Gareth Barbarrow&#8217;s Barrowland</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 04:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gareth Barbarrow&#8217;s Barrowland is the #1 dealer of barrows in the tri-colony area!]]></description>
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		<title>The Dark Ages Faire</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 00:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[philadelphia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[renaissance faire]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why visit the Renaissance Faire when you re-live a time in history when life was really terrible&#8211; the Dark Ages Faire! It&#8217;s going to be off the mace and chain. Written with the help and guidance of Pierce and Darin Hayton (http://dhayton.haverford.edu/ Twitter: @dhayton), one of the coolest science historians we know (we actually know [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why visit the Renaissance Faire when you re-live a time in history when life was really terrible&#8211; the Dark Ages Faire! It&#8217;s going to be off the mace and chain.</p>
<p>Written with the help and guidance of Pierce and Darin Hayton (http://dhayton.haverford.edu/ Twitter: @dhayton), one of the coolest science historians we know (we actually know a couple of them now) and voiced by Kevin Gunn, a treasure in the hidden city of Philadelphia.</p>
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		<title>Hermit Crab Rave</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 05:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every summer, the hermit crabs migrate to dry land where they trip face to techno music. Watch the hermit crabs rave and trip face live, twenty-four hours a day at hermitcrabrave.com]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every summer, the hermit crabs migrate to dry land where they trip face to techno music.</p>
<p>Watch the hermit crabs rave and trip face live, twenty-four hours a day at hermitcrabrave.com</p>
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		<title>Life, Sex, Death (and Food): A Historical Look at the Science that Drives Us</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 19:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You’re born, you eat, you reproduce, you die… these&#8230; four acts have been pondered over, questioned, and theorized throughout history. We look to science to understand particles and the cosmos as well as everything in between including life, sex, death &#8212; and food. Join historians and comedians for glimpses and interpretations of science past. Comedians: [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You’re born, you eat, you reproduce, you die… these<span class="text_exposed_hide">&#8230;</span><span class="text_exposed_show"> four acts have been pondered over, questioned, and theorized throughout history. We look to science to understand particles and the cosmos as well as everything in between including life, sex, death &#8212; and food. </span><span class="text_exposed_show">Join historians and comedians for glimpses and interpretations of science past.</span></p>
<p>Comedians:<br />
Asteroid!, Chip Chantry, Emily and Micah McGraw, Secret Pants</p>
<p>Speakers:<br />
Dr. Darin Hayton, Haverford College<br />
Karen Reeds, The History of Science Society<br />
Elly Truitt, Bryn Mawr<br />
Michael Yudell, Ph.D., MPH, Drexel University</p>
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		<title>Secret Pants names Narragansett their &#8220;Official Beer&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://secretpants.net/news/narragansett-beer-names-secret-pants-their-official-philadelphia-sketch-comedy-group/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 18:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Secret Pants Sketch Comedy, Narragansett Beer Form Match Made in Heaven Philadelphia, PA &#8211; February 16, 2012 &#8211; In an unprecedented move, Secret Pants, Philadelphia&#8217;s longest running, consistently active sketch comedy troupe has formed a partnership with Narragansett Beer, proudly naming Narragansett the &#8220;official beer of Secret Pants&#8221;. E-mails requesting that [...]]]></description>
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<strong>FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:<br />
Secret Pants Sketch Comedy, Narragansett Beer Form Match Made in Heaven</strong></p>
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<div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed"><strong></strong>Philadelphia, PA &#8211; February 16, 2012 &#8211; In an unprecedented move, Secret Pants, Philadelphia&#8217;s longest running, consistently active sketch comedy troupe has formed a partnership with Narragansett Beer, proudly naming Narragansett the &#8220;official beer of Secret Pants&#8221;. E-mails requesting that Secret Pants become the &#8220;official sketch comedy troupe of Narragansett Beer&#8221; have gone unanswered as of press time.</p>
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<div><span class="text_exposed_show">Secret Pants formed in 2004 at Temple University and have remained Philadelphia&#8217;s most efforted comedy troupe ever since. They remain together, citing an &#8220;inability to let go of things&#8221; as reason. Over 60 of their short videos are available at secretpants.net, and they perform regularly on stages and at bat mitzvahs in Philadelphia. The marriage between Secret Pants and Narragansett Beer should come as no surprise to those who have experienced Secret Pants in the presence of alcohol, where they have also garnered the moniker; &#8220;most booziest comedy troupe ever&#8230; what ar’you lookin’ at?!&#8221;.</p>
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<div><span class="text_exposed_show">Narragansett Brewing Company was founded in Cranston, Rhode Island in 1890, the same year as the infamous Wounded Knee Massacre in what is now South Dakota. In 1914, when the company built the most modern bottling plant in the region, Narragansett Brewing Company became the largest lager beer brewery in New England. After changing hands several times, the brand was bought in 2005 by a team of local Rhode Island investors led by former juice executive Mark Hellendrung, who announced plans to expand its market share and reinvigorate the Narragansett brand identity. Hellendrung is not aware of this deal between Narragansett Brewing Company and Secret Pants, as he is likely busy doing important grown up things.</p>
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<div><span class="text_exposed_show">Narragansett is unknowingly excited to bring their beer and their slogan, &#8220;Hi, Neighbor!&#8221; to Secret Pants </span></div>
<div><span class="text_exposed_show">events and shows throughout 2012. Secret Pants is excited to have an official beer sponsor, drink lots of Narragansett, and hopefully write more fake press releases.</span></div>
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		<title>Ron Jeremy Gives Input</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ron Jeremy&#8217;s dedication to his craft is deep. Very deep.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ron Jeremy&#8217;s dedication to his craft is deep. Very deep.</p>
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