Secret Pants Sketch Comedy

Life, Sex, Death (and Food): A Historical Look at the Science that Drives Us

Paul — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 19:13:52 +0000

You’re born, you eat, you reproduce, you die… these… four acts have been pondered over, questioned, and theorized throughout history. We look to science to understand particles and the cosmos as well as everything in between including life, sex, death — and food. Join historians and comedians for glimpses and interpretations of science past.

Comedians:
Asteroid!, Chip Chantry, Emily and Micah McGraw, Secret Pants

Speakers:
Dr. Darin Hayton, Haverford College
Karen Reeds, The History of Science Society
Elly Truitt, Bryn Mawr
Michael Yudell, Ph.D., MPH, Drexel University

Secret Pants names Narragansett their “Official Beer”

Paul — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 18:07:45 +0000

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Secret Pants Sketch Comedy, Narragansett Beer Form Match Made in Heaven

Philadelphia, PA – February 16, 2012 – In an unprecedented move, Secret Pants, Philadelphia’s longest running, consistently active sketch comedy troupe has formed a partnership with Narragansett Beer, proudly naming Narragansett the “official beer of Secret Pants”. E-mails requesting that Secret Pants become the “official sketch comedy troupe of Narragansett Beer” have gone unanswered as of press time.

Secret Pants formed in 2004 at Temple University and have remained Philadelphia’s most efforted comedy troupe ever since. They remain together, citing an “inability to let go of things” as reason. Over 60 of their short videos are available at secretpants.net, and they perform regularly on stages and at bat mitzvahs in Philadelphia. The marriage between Secret Pants and Narragansett Beer should come as no surprise to those who have experienced Secret Pants in the presence of alcohol, where they have also garnered the moniker; “most booziest comedy troupe ever… what ar’you lookin’ at?!”.

Narragansett Brewing Company was founded in Cranston, Rhode Island in 1890, the same year as the infamous Wounded Knee Massacre in what is now South Dakota. In 1914, when the company built the most modern bottling plant in the region, Narragansett Brewing Company became the largest lager beer brewery in New England. After changing hands several times, the brand was bought in 2005 by a team of local Rhode Island investors led by former juice executive Mark Hellendrung, who announced plans to expand its market share and reinvigorate the Narragansett brand identity. Hellendrung is not aware of this deal between Narragansett Brewing Company and Secret Pants, as he is likely busy doing important grown up things.

Narragansett is unknowingly excited to bring their beer and their slogan, “Hi, Neighbor!” to Secret Pants

events and shows throughout 2012. Secret Pants is excited to have an official beer sponsor, drink lots of Narragansett, and hopefully write more fake press releases.

Ron Jeremy Gives Input

Paul — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:31:05 +0000

Ron Jeremy’s dedication to his craft is deep. Very deep.

Camp Woods Plus

Paul — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:23:50 +0000

CAMP WOODS PLUS is a monthly sketch comedy showcase hosted by Philly sketch comedy juggernauts, Camp Woods! Every month they’ll bring you a hilarious ALL NEW SHOW + two of the best sketch comedy groups in the country! The show debuted in November to a sold-out crowd, and… is quickly taking its place as a must-see event within the city’s burgeoning comedy scene.

https://www.facebook.com/CampWoods

THIS MONTH:

SKINNY BITCH JESUS MEETING (NYC)
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Skinny-Bitch-Jesus-Meeting/34941702301
http://www.SkinnyBitchComedy.com/
The best bitches from “NEW YORK!!!”

http://youtu.be/NWFghT_GUJA
http://youtu.be/4laBJMt0KBs

SECRET PANTS (PHILLY)

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Secret-Pants/272324223686
http://www.SecretPants.net/
Local legends who scored a viral hit in 2008 with the video “Bush or Batman?”!!!

http://youtu.be/XPugAcQILRY
http://youtu.be/hA36JvlEibk

Clone Baby

Paul — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:18:31 +0000

The world’s first human clone is a charming little guy; let’s hope he grows up to become a painter.

Murder Knife!

Paul — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 05:46:22 +0000

Murder Knife! The incredible new knife that is definitely, absolutely, one hundred percent not for murder. Except it probably is.

The Red Baron’s Christmas

Paul — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 02:21:46 +0000

p in the sky, a man in a plane; Baron von Richthofen was his name. Eighty men tried, and eighty men died, now they’re buried together on the countryside.

Gingerbread Cookies

Paul — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 21:11:24 +0000

Nothing bad ever happens in Gingerbread land.

The First Night of Hanukkah

Paul — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 06:47:23 +0000

The first night of Hanukkah is a fun, magical night for everyone. Mostly everyone.

Keep The Change Ya Filthy Animal: A Yuletide Variety Show

Paul — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 17:56:30 +0000

Enjoy the kickoff of the holiday weekend with laughs, merriment, friendship, and beer. A cavalcade of Philadelphia’s finest entertainers will be on hand, containing, but not limited to the following:

SECRET PANTS – excessively efforted sketch comedy!
NORM KLAR – he is “to comedic magic what Joan Rivers is to plastic surgery”!
CAMP WOODS – sensational sketch comedy from a vast collection of dudes of all shapes and sizes!
JOHN KENSIL – the industry’s forefront vivacious ventriloquist!
LOCAL HOLIDAY MIRACLE – rap music has never been so charming!
MIKE RAINEY – hilarious despite the fact his mustache and goatee don’t connect!
THE FEEKO BROTHERS – 2 time Philly Dirtiest Sketch winners will likely yell a lot!
THE AMIE AND KRISTEN SHOW – the intersection of gorgeous drive and giggle blvd.!

Advance tickets are available here:
http://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/77643

RSVP on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/events/274718952575574/