First Annual Caitlin Carney-Jones Memorial Perfect Attendance Award Award

Secret Pants recently presented the First Annual Caitlin Carney-Jones Memorial Perfect Attendance Award Award to South Philadelphia resident Caitlin Carney-Jones as part of the 2010 Philly Sketchfest at the “Shakespeare” Theater.  Due to a variety of reasons, mostly involving depression and lack of anything better to do, Ms. Carney-Jones has never missed a live Secret Pants performance.  The award enables Ms. Carney-Jones to attend Secret Pants’ live performances free of charge for the next year.  When pressed for comment, Ms. Carney-Jones was promptly interrupted by Secret Pants member Samantha Russell, likely due to female jealousy.